1 00:00:02,690 --> 00:00:04,790 Last time on Harman Quest. 2 00:00:05,030 --> 00:00:09,530 The name of the AQD, you are officially charged with three counts of multiversal 3 00:00:09,530 --> 00:00:14,310 negligence and two counts of willful world bending. Is the law black and 4 00:00:14,470 --> 00:00:19,310 Should it be black and white? Or is there room, even in a multiverse? 5 00:00:19,800 --> 00:00:23,180 for shades of gray. Objection. Counsel is clearly leading the witness to 6 00:00:23,180 --> 00:00:26,800 emotional breakthroughs. We of the karmic oneness find you guilty. 7 00:00:27,120 --> 00:00:28,420 No, Quandrigal. 8 00:00:28,760 --> 00:00:30,320 You great man. 9 00:00:30,540 --> 00:00:35,200 Asshole. You're dumped out of the precinct and you tumble through white 10 00:00:35,200 --> 00:00:36,179 and infinity. 11 00:00:36,180 --> 00:00:40,320 You can hear a yell and a fall and a plump as Limerick falls from the sky. 12 00:00:40,560 --> 00:00:44,620 Hello, folks. 13 00:00:45,060 --> 00:00:48,160 My name be Tampa Bay, the buccaneer. 14 00:00:51,230 --> 00:00:52,069 It's perfect. 15 00:00:52,070 --> 00:00:53,070 I'll take it. 16 00:00:53,210 --> 00:00:54,189 Back to normal. 17 00:00:54,190 --> 00:00:59,110 As a dark ship rises out of the depths of the astral sea, now go forth and 18 00:00:59,110 --> 00:01:02,250 attack. He hits you with a black bolt that activates your blood magic 19 00:01:02,250 --> 00:01:04,830 programming. He hits you with a flesh -set blast. 20 00:01:05,349 --> 00:01:09,530 Vorthion, he faces off against Fondu, and you get petrified, and you kind of 21 00:01:09,530 --> 00:01:12,590 fall to the ground, and he's like, ah, ha, ha, this is what I wanted to do, and 22 00:01:12,590 --> 00:01:13,750 this is what I came here for. 23 00:01:13,970 --> 00:01:16,990 You wrest control of your mind away from Vorthion. 24 00:01:18,270 --> 00:01:19,470 snap out of it, so to speak. 25 00:01:19,710 --> 00:01:24,750 The ship lurches forward at unnatural speeds as you pass through dimensions of 26 00:01:24,750 --> 00:01:28,270 the boy ship. Craft lands hard in a brand new place. 27 00:01:28,970 --> 00:01:33,390 Since the dawn of the 1970s, fantasy role -playing games have provided men 28 00:01:33,390 --> 00:01:35,530 women with an escape from their awkward lives. 29 00:01:36,250 --> 00:01:40,170 Today, the most awkward of them all, Dan Harmon, is summoning celebrity friends 30 00:01:40,170 --> 00:01:43,730 to play these games of old in front of a live studio audience in Hollywood. 31 00:01:43,970 --> 00:01:48,010 I am Spencer, the Game Master, and this is Harmon Quest! 32 00:01:51,970 --> 00:01:52,970 Fair enough. 33 00:01:53,290 --> 00:01:54,290 Fair enough. 34 00:01:55,230 --> 00:01:59,590 Thank you very much. This is Harmon Quest. I am the titular Harmon, but 35 00:01:59,590 --> 00:02:02,750 just me apatowing my power all around. 36 00:02:03,210 --> 00:02:04,350 It's called privilege. 37 00:02:04,630 --> 00:02:07,950 It's just you go, put my name on this and that. This show would not exist. It 38 00:02:07,950 --> 00:02:10,190 wouldn't be good if it wasn't for our game master, Spencer Crittenden. 39 00:02:13,470 --> 00:02:19,670 Equally indispensable to my right, Aaron McGothy. 40 00:02:20,250 --> 00:02:25,350 Two cheers down to my left, Mr. Jeff Davis. 41 00:02:28,070 --> 00:02:31,950 The trajectory of those went down throughout the season. 42 00:02:32,540 --> 00:02:33,540 Super excited. 43 00:02:33,600 --> 00:02:35,880 An old friend, but a first -time guest. 44 00:02:36,140 --> 00:02:39,020 He was the voice of SpongeBob SquarePants. Tom Kenny is here. 45 00:02:43,820 --> 00:02:47,740 I decided to go full -on Rip Taylor there. 46 00:02:48,080 --> 00:02:51,000 Just start throwing stuff at the audience. Finally, the props make sense. 47 00:02:52,300 --> 00:02:53,320 I'm just here for the snacks. 48 00:02:53,720 --> 00:02:58,380 Do you have any experience in your life at any stage with the fantasy tabletop 49 00:02:58,380 --> 00:02:59,380 role -playing stuff? 50 00:02:59,580 --> 00:03:02,480 No, that was just starting when I was in high school. I was in high school from 51 00:03:02,480 --> 00:03:03,480 76 to 80. 52 00:03:03,620 --> 00:03:10,020 And so I was always kind of adjacent to it. But, you know, getting laid was hard 53 00:03:10,020 --> 00:03:13,700 enough for me in high school. So I didn't want to put that speed bump in 54 00:03:13,700 --> 00:03:14,700 of myself. 55 00:03:14,980 --> 00:03:15,980 Make things worse. 56 00:03:16,500 --> 00:03:20,120 So, well, for anybody who's unfamiliar with this milieu. 57 00:03:21,370 --> 00:03:24,530 It's pretty simple. Spencer is sort of the storyteller slash god. 58 00:03:24,750 --> 00:03:28,670 He determines through dice and rules in his brain and from books that he's 59 00:03:28,670 --> 00:03:33,150 apparently read whether or not the things that we say we want to try doing 60 00:03:33,150 --> 00:03:34,150 succeed or fail. 61 00:03:34,270 --> 00:03:38,190 So, without further ado, Let's Quest! 62 00:03:42,250 --> 00:03:49,030 You find yourselves in the virtuous harmony, a plane of positive 63 00:03:49,030 --> 00:03:50,710 energy, surrounding... 64 00:03:50,990 --> 00:03:55,690 are rolling hills replete with flowers and copses of merry little trees. 65 00:03:56,090 --> 00:04:00,730 This is the higher plane, untouched by the helling of the material realm. You 66 00:04:00,730 --> 00:04:04,870 bask in the presence of the good vibes, almost forgetting your duties and your 67 00:04:04,870 --> 00:04:06,570 troubles. I smell the roses. 68 00:04:06,770 --> 00:04:11,930 Oh, man, they smell so good. Yeah, ooh, I like it. They smell heavenly. 69 00:04:12,210 --> 00:04:15,830 Maybe we're in paradise and we don't have to struggle anymore. Maybe this is 70 00:04:15,830 --> 00:04:18,970 end of our journey. Maybe it's our reward for staying friends. 71 00:04:19,690 --> 00:04:23,150 I still feel kind of incomplete, though, like there was something that we didn't 72 00:04:23,150 --> 00:04:27,710 accomplish. Your talking is broken by the sound of a wondrous voice that cuts 73 00:04:27,710 --> 00:04:28,710 through the silence. 74 00:04:28,730 --> 00:04:35,670 A figure cuts through into the forest. He's prancing 75 00:04:35,670 --> 00:04:36,670 along. 76 00:04:36,770 --> 00:04:37,950 Gentle Prancer. 77 00:04:38,350 --> 00:04:41,550 Welcome. How are you? Are you enjoying my capering? 78 00:04:42,070 --> 00:04:47,690 Oh, so much. We're so delighted. What name do we... My name is Legnacra. 79 00:04:48,600 --> 00:04:49,600 Lignacra. Lignacra. 80 00:04:50,080 --> 00:04:54,320 Lignacra. Lignacra, tell us of this place. Is this truly heaven? Because I 81 00:04:54,320 --> 00:04:55,500 so happy here. 82 00:04:55,740 --> 00:05:00,820 Where we are is virtuous harmony, a plane of the afterlife where only 83 00:05:00,820 --> 00:05:04,620 and virtuous beings go to when they die. I call it V -Harmony. 84 00:05:05,780 --> 00:05:07,860 It's like E -Harmony, but with less desperation. 85 00:05:10,240 --> 00:05:11,700 Who are you? What's your... 86 00:05:12,040 --> 00:05:16,440 Deal. I am just the maitre d' here in this heaven -like place. There are 87 00:05:16,440 --> 00:05:20,160 comforts here that you in the mortal world can only dream of. 88 00:05:20,780 --> 00:05:22,380 Look, a chocolate fountain. 89 00:05:23,300 --> 00:05:30,160 If you're the maitre d', who is the master 90 00:05:30,160 --> 00:05:31,160 of the house? 91 00:05:31,200 --> 00:05:32,640 He's Nohetrov. 92 00:05:34,760 --> 00:05:36,840 Lognatra, where do we find the Nohetrov? 93 00:05:37,470 --> 00:05:39,550 Over the hills and far away. 94 00:05:39,870 --> 00:05:43,370 You look like someone who knows a dance or two. As we go over, would you teach 95 00:05:43,370 --> 00:05:46,510 us a dance? Ah, the mode of conveyance here is prancing. 96 00:05:47,030 --> 00:05:48,210 All must prance. 97 00:05:48,430 --> 00:05:49,510 Come on, do it with me. 98 00:05:49,910 --> 00:05:54,470 Skip, skip, skip, skip. I start stomping my feet. And you troll. 99 00:05:54,690 --> 00:05:57,250 Skip. I'm not a troll. You look like a troll. 100 00:05:57,990 --> 00:05:58,990 I'm sorry. 101 00:05:59,070 --> 00:06:02,170 We prance towards Nootrop. Yes, we prance and we skip. 102 00:06:02,430 --> 00:06:03,510 You do that. 103 00:06:03,770 --> 00:06:04,950 You go there. 104 00:06:05,530 --> 00:06:08,550 You see a brilliant, dazzling throne. 105 00:06:08,890 --> 00:06:13,450 And on that throne is, like, just one of the fattest things you've ever seen. He 106 00:06:13,450 --> 00:06:14,450 looks like he's asleep. 107 00:06:14,590 --> 00:06:17,890 Is that big old fatty pants? Is that Neutron? 108 00:06:18,350 --> 00:06:20,170 Yes. Isn't he beautiful? 109 00:06:21,390 --> 00:06:23,690 Look at him. I love watching him sleep. 110 00:06:24,130 --> 00:06:29,530 Sometimes a little bubble of drool comes just down and falls right down on his 111 00:06:29,530 --> 00:06:30,530 left nipple. 112 00:06:31,420 --> 00:06:35,740 It splashes, and a swan spontaneously generates and flies away. 113 00:06:37,220 --> 00:06:38,220 Wow. 114 00:06:38,920 --> 00:06:40,820 Nootrov, we call upon you. 115 00:06:41,980 --> 00:06:44,680 They are impressed with your swan -liver, master. 116 00:06:45,100 --> 00:06:46,800 Nootrov, wake up. 117 00:06:47,620 --> 00:06:51,520 I have a magical roll of everlasting toilet paper. 118 00:06:51,720 --> 00:06:57,040 I throw the eternal toilet paper at Nootrov, and I say, clean up your act. 119 00:06:57,040 --> 00:06:58,240 falls woefully short. 120 00:06:58,890 --> 00:07:00,590 I go up and pick it up when I throw it again. 121 00:07:00,850 --> 00:07:03,150 You get a bit closer. I keep doing it. 122 00:07:04,310 --> 00:07:06,370 I don't care if it takes all goddamn afternoon. 123 00:07:37,360 --> 00:07:40,080 What is the point of that? I wanted to give you an offering because you seem to 124 00:07:40,080 --> 00:07:43,460 be drooling all over yourself. This is eternal toilet paper, a token of my 125 00:07:43,460 --> 00:07:45,580 esteem and magnanimity. 126 00:07:46,140 --> 00:07:47,860 Thanks. That's a great gift. 127 00:07:48,240 --> 00:07:49,620 Here's the deal, Jackson. 128 00:07:50,500 --> 00:07:53,340 We want out of here. This place seems like a real bummer. 129 00:07:53,800 --> 00:07:54,679 Oh, yeah? 130 00:07:54,680 --> 00:07:56,740 Is the beast of the beginning in your realm? 131 00:07:57,320 --> 00:08:01,600 His eyes kind of roll back in his head and he starts scrying. 132 00:08:01,980 --> 00:08:05,360 Oh, man, it's next to those life trees. That's crazy. What? 133 00:08:06,080 --> 00:08:09,380 Usually I know when people show up. Thank you so much. Thank you. Don't be 134 00:08:09,380 --> 00:08:10,199 hard on yourself. 135 00:08:10,200 --> 00:08:11,200 Good luck. 136 00:08:11,740 --> 00:08:15,380 Lignaca, take us over to those life trees, if you would. Past the small 137 00:08:15,440 --> 00:08:19,940 you can see the beast of the beginning, a strange creature whose head seems to 138 00:08:19,940 --> 00:08:24,260 be tucked in under its body, curled up along with several thick, tree -trunk 139 00:08:24,260 --> 00:08:27,940 -like legs that kind of splay out like tentacles and wrap around it. 140 00:08:28,700 --> 00:08:33,159 Surrounding the thing, you can see agents of AQD. They're forming a 141 00:08:33,159 --> 00:08:35,820 four men facing outward like a security detail. 142 00:08:36,080 --> 00:08:37,080 Here they are. 143 00:08:37,120 --> 00:08:39,340 Well, they picked the wrong place to hide this fucker. 144 00:08:40,880 --> 00:08:42,419 Lugnocta, do you know these guards? 145 00:08:42,880 --> 00:08:44,340 I've never seen them before. 146 00:08:44,960 --> 00:08:48,960 The Tree of Life is a place where, well, I just never stroll by here. 147 00:08:49,600 --> 00:08:51,740 On this plane, when people... 148 00:08:52,319 --> 00:08:56,780 Engage with each other. I mean it is battle even possible here even here in 149 00:08:56,780 --> 00:08:58,640 heaven. We are known to kick ass once in a while. 150 00:08:59,800 --> 00:09:03,180 I Don't like the cut of these people jib. Shall we fight them? 151 00:09:03,800 --> 00:09:10,620 I had you pegged all wrong like I know I 152 00:09:10,620 --> 00:09:12,960 know there are many sides to me. I'm like one of these dies 153 00:09:14,640 --> 00:09:19,280 Do you have any powers that might make us more advantageous in battle? 154 00:09:19,480 --> 00:09:24,380 Yes, I have all kinds of powers. But really, I have these weapons. I have a 155 00:09:24,380 --> 00:09:26,900 club, and I have a javelina. 156 00:09:27,300 --> 00:09:28,300 No, a javelin. 157 00:09:30,280 --> 00:09:32,480 I thought it was a Mexican pig that I could wield. 158 00:09:33,100 --> 00:09:34,100 Javelina! 159 00:09:35,620 --> 00:09:37,520 I've got everything I need. How about you guys? 160 00:09:39,280 --> 00:09:43,100 I just got this cloak. Can I put on the cloak to disguise myself as one of the 161 00:09:43,100 --> 00:09:44,620 AQD? Oh, yeah. 162 00:09:44,920 --> 00:09:45,799 Ooh, that's nice. 163 00:09:45,800 --> 00:09:50,300 You do that. You form the gray robes of the aristocracy of the AQD as well as 164 00:09:50,300 --> 00:09:51,300 the metal face mask. 165 00:09:52,760 --> 00:09:54,400 Don't worry. It's still me, but you're. 166 00:09:55,280 --> 00:09:58,060 Can I disguise myself and make myself look like them even though I'll be 167 00:09:58,060 --> 00:10:01,820 shorter? Yeah, you do it. So I'm still my height? You're like a short one, 168 00:10:03,540 --> 00:10:04,439 All right. 169 00:10:04,440 --> 00:10:05,440 I'm turning invisible. 170 00:10:05,760 --> 00:10:07,020 All right. You do that. 171 00:10:07,760 --> 00:10:10,220 Invisible. Let me handle this. I'll talk to them. 172 00:10:11,040 --> 00:10:12,040 Uh, fellas. 173 00:10:12,120 --> 00:10:13,079 Hey there. 174 00:10:13,080 --> 00:10:14,900 Hey, you guys look tired. 175 00:10:15,540 --> 00:10:16,700 Uh, no, no. 176 00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:18,660 Oh, I think you're pretty tired and tense. 177 00:10:19,140 --> 00:10:20,140 Take five. 178 00:10:20,360 --> 00:10:24,900 Go on a break. Go to the break room. We got stuff to do. We're guarding this 179 00:10:24,900 --> 00:10:28,300 beast. Do you know who's after this thing? I march up to the four alongside 180 00:10:28,300 --> 00:10:33,700 Lignacra and say, uh, no, who wants the, uh, this thing? But your disguise is 181 00:10:33,700 --> 00:10:34,339 one of them. 182 00:10:34,340 --> 00:10:35,340 Yeah. 183 00:10:35,550 --> 00:10:37,530 But we're new on the ship. 184 00:10:37,790 --> 00:10:38,970 We're here to relieve them. 185 00:10:39,730 --> 00:10:41,030 This is highly irregular. 186 00:10:41,390 --> 00:10:44,770 I don't know what's going on, and why are you associating with an angel? 187 00:10:45,330 --> 00:10:47,250 Well, why are you being a dick? 188 00:10:48,390 --> 00:10:49,450 You're not a supervisor. 189 00:10:50,330 --> 00:10:51,330 I'm not. 190 00:10:51,630 --> 00:10:53,410 So, thank you. 191 00:10:53,670 --> 00:10:54,670 Hey, guys. 192 00:10:55,170 --> 00:10:58,730 I walk up to one of the AQD guys. I go, look, buddy, we're all in this together. 193 00:10:58,950 --> 00:11:02,030 You know, the job's a job, you know. I'm just trying to pull down on a decent 194 00:11:02,030 --> 00:11:05,090 living wage. And I take a dagger out and stab him in the back. 195 00:11:07,920 --> 00:11:09,860 It's a critical hit. A critical hit. 196 00:11:13,520 --> 00:11:15,160 Dealing 39 damage. 197 00:11:15,700 --> 00:11:22,120 You stab him right in the kidney. Straight through his kidney and into his 198 00:11:22,120 --> 00:11:25,880 liver. He goes down and bleeds. The other guys roll around and go, what the 199 00:11:25,880 --> 00:11:32,160 fuck? I follow his lead and I use new friend and I try to cut off the head of 200 00:11:32,160 --> 00:11:33,240 the AQD that's near me. 201 00:11:33,500 --> 00:11:34,500 You do that. 202 00:11:34,800 --> 00:11:36,600 Dealing nine damage. 203 00:11:36,840 --> 00:11:37,980 He doesn't die. 204 00:11:38,560 --> 00:11:40,620 Well, that's a taste. 205 00:11:42,360 --> 00:11:47,840 You feel a chill run down your spine, and this shit materializes over your 206 00:11:48,080 --> 00:11:52,640 Fortheon appears through a splash of darkness right before you. He's holding 207 00:11:52,640 --> 00:11:54,700 arms. They're Fondu's arms. 208 00:11:56,420 --> 00:11:57,420 Whoa. 209 00:11:57,740 --> 00:12:04,040 He lunges at the beast, hoping to grab it. He's trying to gain control of it. 210 00:12:04,440 --> 00:12:05,780 Do they look like fresh dead? 211 00:12:06,060 --> 00:12:07,120 They're pretty fresh. 212 00:12:07,440 --> 00:12:08,440 Okay. 213 00:12:08,820 --> 00:12:09,820 Cool. 214 00:12:13,440 --> 00:12:14,880 I was wondering if he's nearby. 215 00:12:15,860 --> 00:12:18,320 If he is, he probably won't be able to help us. 216 00:12:20,100 --> 00:12:24,500 The three remaining agents, they go, oh, you know what to do. Codename Omega. 217 00:12:24,720 --> 00:12:28,780 And a beam of energy kind of projects around them, creating a force field 218 00:12:28,780 --> 00:12:32,140 cage around you guys and the beast of beginning and Vortheon. 219 00:12:32,780 --> 00:12:34,580 You're trapped inside of a force field. 220 00:12:34,820 --> 00:12:37,140 Am I in there with them? Yeah, it's like a cage match. 221 00:12:37,520 --> 00:12:39,580 Am I close to Lugnoctra? You're close. 222 00:12:39,920 --> 00:12:41,680 I pick up Lugnoctra. No. 223 00:12:43,480 --> 00:12:45,160 You throw anything. 224 00:12:45,360 --> 00:12:48,240 I hurl Lugnoctra at Vorthion. 225 00:12:49,040 --> 00:12:50,040 Sorry! 226 00:12:50,360 --> 00:12:53,320 I love it. Being a missile is wonderful. 227 00:12:54,460 --> 00:13:00,420 You hit him. He takes 10 damage. Oh, that worked. I never felt so alive. 228 00:13:03,280 --> 00:13:06,680 Doctor, try to get closer to him. I'm going to use my war club and get down to 229 00:13:06,680 --> 00:13:12,120 some holy smiting and bludgeoning. I swing my war club and... And you smash 230 00:13:12,120 --> 00:13:14,480 right in the jaw, dealing nine damage. 231 00:13:14,720 --> 00:13:16,200 Ah! Throw me again! 232 00:13:16,580 --> 00:13:20,220 Well, I'm far away from you now, but you're just distributing... I'm rolling 233 00:13:20,220 --> 00:13:21,220 back the... 234 00:13:29,840 --> 00:13:34,160 the magic that the druid Clarence gave me to connect with the beast at the 235 00:13:34,160 --> 00:13:35,139 beginning. 236 00:13:35,140 --> 00:13:36,140 All right. 237 00:13:36,680 --> 00:13:41,040 Mortheon's also trying to do the same thing using Fondu's hand. I said it 238 00:13:41,160 --> 00:13:42,119 I said it first. 239 00:13:42,120 --> 00:13:44,500 Well, no, he did it like turns ago. Oh, shit. 240 00:13:44,960 --> 00:13:48,520 You guys are fighting. You're attempting to seize control over the beast to 241 00:13:48,520 --> 00:13:53,320 activate it. You feel the familiar sense of being pulled away from this world as 242 00:13:53,320 --> 00:13:56,820 the beast at the beginning begins to tumble through space and time. So the 243 00:13:56,820 --> 00:13:58,440 inside is plane shifting. 244 00:14:02,830 --> 00:14:06,610 Elemental plane of steam. You can hardly see. And it's hot. 245 00:14:07,410 --> 00:14:10,370 So it's like if you put Camden, New Jersey in Hawaii. 246 00:14:10,710 --> 00:14:11,710 Yeah. Okay. 247 00:14:13,670 --> 00:14:17,870 Vorthion. He charges up a spell and blasts it into his critical head. It 248 00:14:17,870 --> 00:14:18,870 Dan in the face. 249 00:14:19,070 --> 00:14:20,070 Jeez. 250 00:14:20,310 --> 00:14:22,330 44 damage. Oh! Oh! 251 00:14:23,890 --> 00:14:24,890 Oh, 252 00:14:25,710 --> 00:14:26,710 man. 253 00:14:26,890 --> 00:14:28,510 It's bad. You hate that. 254 00:14:30,070 --> 00:14:31,690 All right. Now it's Jeff's turn. 255 00:14:31,910 --> 00:14:32,909 All right. 256 00:14:32,910 --> 00:14:33,910 Am I near Vorthion? 257 00:14:34,130 --> 00:14:40,470 Yeah, you're on top of the beast. I use mad hops to jump up in the air. I pour 258 00:14:40,470 --> 00:14:41,570 everybody a delicious IPA. 259 00:14:41,870 --> 00:14:46,390 And then I jump up and just go straight down right -handed with one of my 260 00:14:46,390 --> 00:14:48,470 goblin's rays on Vorthion's face. 261 00:14:49,730 --> 00:14:51,910 You do that. You hit it. 262 00:14:54,510 --> 00:14:55,510 Thirteen damage. 263 00:14:55,770 --> 00:14:56,770 I'll take it. 264 00:14:57,510 --> 00:15:00,430 Violence is wonderful. 265 00:15:03,660 --> 00:15:05,600 is near me now. Yeah, he rolled back. 266 00:15:05,840 --> 00:15:08,020 Right, okay. So I... Throw me! 267 00:15:08,340 --> 00:15:09,199 Throw me! 268 00:15:09,200 --> 00:15:11,780 I will in one moment, but... Come on, baby, do it! 269 00:15:12,100 --> 00:15:16,300 Lugnatra, I just... You know you want to! I look deep into Lugnatra's eyes, 270 00:15:16,300 --> 00:15:17,840 I start going into a barbarian rage. 271 00:15:18,200 --> 00:15:25,080 Ooh. I pick up Lugnatra, and my feet have... 272 00:15:57,420 --> 00:16:01,540 into the wall of the force field. You hear a thickening crunch as your 273 00:16:01,540 --> 00:16:02,540 breaks. 274 00:16:03,080 --> 00:16:04,080 Holy shit. 275 00:16:04,300 --> 00:16:05,300 You're really strong. 276 00:16:05,980 --> 00:16:07,720 You take 11 damage. 277 00:16:09,200 --> 00:16:11,860 Next time. 278 00:16:12,980 --> 00:16:17,120 The plane shifts again and you find yourselves in the elemental plane of 279 00:16:17,260 --> 00:16:18,400 Your skin burns. 280 00:16:21,500 --> 00:16:23,220 I'm going to do my flesh at rain. 281 00:16:23,540 --> 00:16:24,820 Flesh at rain. 282 00:16:25,640 --> 00:16:30,040 You hit him for 20 damage as the flecks go into the gap in his armor. 283 00:16:30,260 --> 00:16:32,700 Yeah, you like that, fucking toe dick? 284 00:16:34,840 --> 00:16:38,860 Lorthion, he conjures a spike of blood out of his own blood and shoots it at 285 00:16:38,860 --> 00:16:39,860 you, but he misses. 286 00:16:40,720 --> 00:16:42,820 He does all these adorable dumb things. 287 00:16:43,100 --> 00:16:46,800 Yeah. I'm going to go level one, no. Level two, no. 288 00:16:47,600 --> 00:16:48,600 Ah. 289 00:16:49,940 --> 00:16:52,380 I'm going to use searing judgment. 290 00:18:02,120 --> 00:18:06,940 Three massive gemstones, the green, the blue, and the red one. They start 291 00:18:06,940 --> 00:18:08,160 encircling him in light. 292 00:18:08,420 --> 00:18:13,200 You see the blue one shoot the blue light. You see Borthion kind of 293 00:18:13,200 --> 00:18:17,800 another corner farther away from you. At the same time, Borthion, he does a 294 00:18:17,800 --> 00:18:20,940 magical spell, and you can see blood flooding out of his body. 295 00:18:21,360 --> 00:18:23,900 Oh, brother. It hits you like a big tidal wave. 296 00:18:24,640 --> 00:18:26,380 27 damage. 297 00:18:26,900 --> 00:18:27,900 To all of them? To whom? 298 00:18:28,180 --> 00:18:31,680 To everybody, yeah. Okay, what is the range of my glowing pendant? 299 00:18:32,080 --> 00:18:33,080 About 10 feet. 300 00:18:33,800 --> 00:18:34,800 Limerick! 301 00:18:35,180 --> 00:18:37,280 Brother, I feel obligated to heal you. 302 00:18:41,200 --> 00:18:48,180 Sorry, I take out my glowing pendant and I... You can recover 303 00:18:48,180 --> 00:18:49,180 20 health. 304 00:18:49,360 --> 00:18:51,560 Great, now I can hang out with my sister longer. 305 00:18:53,620 --> 00:18:55,600 You go into the dimension of mud. 306 00:18:55,880 --> 00:18:57,740 Everything's muddy and hard to move through. 307 00:18:58,250 --> 00:19:02,410 I'm going to cast Shadow Wreath on myself so that my weapon deals extra 308 00:19:02,410 --> 00:19:03,349 for 10 minutes. 309 00:19:03,350 --> 00:19:06,090 You do that. I'm coming at you, and I'm going to kill you. 310 00:19:06,850 --> 00:19:08,910 And here's why I'm confident about it. 311 00:19:10,850 --> 00:19:15,690 I've fought a lot of guys in my life, and the ones that teleport away so they 312 00:19:15,690 --> 00:19:18,570 can turn their blood into a weapon don't tend to win. 313 00:19:20,190 --> 00:19:21,490 It's a critical failure! 314 00:19:23,790 --> 00:19:27,950 You get tangled up, it chokes you on the one side, and it wraps up your legs on 315 00:19:27,950 --> 00:19:29,470 the other side, and you fall to the ground. 316 00:19:29,790 --> 00:19:31,430 You hear a muffled explosion. 317 00:19:32,530 --> 00:19:36,090 You can see outside of the force field, the force field on the ship has exploded 318 00:19:36,090 --> 00:19:40,870 and incinerated the agents of AQD, and the barriers they built fall down, and 319 00:19:40,870 --> 00:19:43,210 now you're just fully going through time and space. 320 00:19:43,710 --> 00:19:45,990 Hold on. 321 00:19:46,390 --> 00:19:49,450 This is a job for Holy Touch 4. 322 00:20:07,850 --> 00:20:08,850 41 damage. 323 00:20:11,710 --> 00:20:12,770 41 damage! 324 00:20:14,370 --> 00:20:16,690 You enter the plane of eternal chaos. 325 00:20:17,050 --> 00:20:20,950 Vortheon is staggered by the blow, and you can see the runestones orbiting 326 00:20:20,950 --> 00:20:24,810 around him. They're getting tighter and tighter. They touch his body, and he 327 00:20:24,810 --> 00:20:26,730 turns into a weird, crazy monster. 328 00:20:27,070 --> 00:20:28,070 He teleports. 329 00:20:28,630 --> 00:20:29,630 How far? 330 00:20:29,830 --> 00:20:34,470 Just in front of Eren to punch her with his giant, meaty fist. 331 00:20:36,190 --> 00:20:37,810 Healing 18 damage. 332 00:20:39,630 --> 00:20:40,630 Why? 333 00:20:43,910 --> 00:20:44,910 Yeah, 334 00:20:45,490 --> 00:20:46,490 okay. 335 00:20:48,230 --> 00:20:51,590 Friends, combo move. Combo move! 336 00:20:52,550 --> 00:20:54,030 Okay, what you got in mind? 337 00:20:55,470 --> 00:20:57,570 I possess a javelina, if that will help. 338 00:20:58,810 --> 00:21:02,090 Yeah, I'll throw you with your javelina drawn. 339 00:21:02,430 --> 00:21:03,430 All right, hold on. 340 00:21:03,650 --> 00:21:04,650 Let me. 341 00:21:04,720 --> 00:21:06,360 That's not your javelina. 342 00:21:08,300 --> 00:21:11,380 I pick up La Gnatra by its perfect cheek. 343 00:21:12,320 --> 00:21:14,160 Get into a ball. 344 00:21:14,500 --> 00:21:16,220 All right. Here we go. 345 00:21:16,600 --> 00:21:17,600 Oh, yeah. 346 00:21:17,960 --> 00:21:18,960 Yeah. 347 00:21:19,700 --> 00:21:21,480 Hurl like you've never hurled before. 348 00:21:40,590 --> 00:21:44,390 and you can just see all these scars and holes and his blood is spilling out. 349 00:21:44,450 --> 00:21:48,090 Smoke kind of rises through the cracks in his armor like a vampire burning. 350 00:21:48,430 --> 00:21:50,450 What's the matter, dip knob? 351 00:21:51,310 --> 00:21:54,710 Was this not part of your grand plan, you fuckstick? 352 00:21:57,050 --> 00:22:01,750 Finally, he sputters, heaves and collapses and kind of falls out of this 353 00:22:01,750 --> 00:22:06,250 surrounding the beast in the multiverse in the form that disintegrates, smeared 354 00:22:06,250 --> 00:22:08,330 across the infinite frames of space -time. 355 00:22:08,890 --> 00:22:12,750 You can hear a warm voice, and you see an eye opens up in the middle of the 356 00:22:12,750 --> 00:22:16,890 beast's flesh. It looks at Bone Weevil. It goes, a fresh start, maybe? 357 00:22:18,010 --> 00:22:19,010 I'm Bob. 358 00:22:20,110 --> 00:22:21,110 Hello, Bob. 359 00:22:21,350 --> 00:22:28,290 I put on my goblin sprays, and I try to summon that magic druidic, 360 00:22:28,350 --> 00:22:30,310 what do you call it? 361 00:22:31,230 --> 00:22:32,370 Chutzpah. Chutzpah. 362 00:22:33,710 --> 00:22:35,390 Summoning the magic Chutzpah. 363 00:22:35,720 --> 00:22:40,160 You activate the beast of beginning. You fly unburdened beyond distance and time 364 00:22:40,160 --> 00:22:44,180 itself as the glories of the universe spin past, and you can feel yourself 365 00:22:44,180 --> 00:22:49,520 blazing like a comet, like a falling star down to Earth, right towards 366 00:22:49,520 --> 00:22:53,960 Village as the massive beast picks up speed, and you all snap with the impact 367 00:22:53,960 --> 00:22:58,220 a mega -sun body slam into Earthscar Village, your impact nearly leveling the 368 00:22:58,220 --> 00:23:02,540 entire town with its destruction on the place you call home, the sky. 369 00:23:03,080 --> 00:23:07,920 The sky is normal, and the world is saved, and the beast of beginning 370 00:23:07,920 --> 00:23:09,800 into silvery motes of light. 371 00:23:10,220 --> 00:23:11,300 Take care now. 372 00:23:11,560 --> 00:23:13,040 Bye, beast of the beginning. 373 00:23:13,460 --> 00:23:19,980 As I take off my goblin frays and put them wherever I keep them, I look up 374 00:23:19,980 --> 00:23:23,140 the sky as he disappears and kind of tear up a little bit because I feel 375 00:23:23,140 --> 00:23:26,120 well, I've never felt that connected to anything that powerful in my whole life. 376 00:23:26,260 --> 00:23:27,260 It's true. 377 00:23:28,300 --> 00:23:29,300 Wow. 378 00:23:29,820 --> 00:23:30,840 Look at this. 379 00:23:33,340 --> 00:23:34,340 People. Stuff. 380 00:23:37,040 --> 00:23:38,040 Corporealness. 381 00:23:38,280 --> 00:23:40,120 I think I'm going to like it here. 382 00:23:40,480 --> 00:23:43,840 They actually also have fields, clouds, and chocolate here, too. 383 00:23:44,180 --> 00:23:45,180 Really? 384 00:23:47,760 --> 00:23:49,400 Honey, I'm saved. 385 00:23:51,140 --> 00:23:55,180 You hear movement in the wreckage, and Sandy Michael, the old village chief, he 386 00:23:55,180 --> 00:23:57,260 kind of crawls out. He's like, what the fuck? 387 00:23:58,460 --> 00:24:00,760 The world is saved, but the village destroyed? 388 00:24:01,340 --> 00:24:04,900 Did they crash land on the heads of Fondu and Boneweevil from the past? 389 00:24:05,140 --> 00:24:07,640 And what might that even do to the timeline anyway? 390 00:24:07,940 --> 00:24:09,860 And indeed, where are we in the timeline? 391 00:24:10,120 --> 00:24:16,140 It's not entirely clear at the moment. Find out next season on Harbin Quest. 392 00:24:34,960 --> 00:24:36,240 ever? Tom Petty? I don't know. 393 00:24:37,300 --> 00:24:38,300 It's not a competition. 394 00:24:39,840 --> 00:24:44,020 I have been Harvin. This has been 10 Episodes of Quest. Thank you so much.